No, I didn't bump my head and mistake today for April 1st. And no, I haven't "seen the light" on social networking and link-sharing sites. I still have no interest in using any of them. But I want browsers with built-in "Share on Twitface, Digg, Reddit, Links-Up-My-Hipster-Ass, and every other such site in the universe. I want all that shit crammed into every damn browser everywhere. And I want it prominent, like bookmarking or searching.
Note this isn't a "great new idea". It is a fucking great idea of course, but the basic premise is well-trodden ground: Remember what an enormous improvement it was when hardware drivers became part of the operating system so software developers didn't have to pack their own (often shitty) drivers in with every fucking app? (Yes iPhonies, "app" is indeed a very old word.) Of course you don't remember: That's because the internet has the memory of a gnat's dick.
So let's get that social linking garbage into all the browsers already! Hop to it!