How is it possible that anyone at GitHub can be so incredibly stupid they could actually fuck up a link?
Look, all you Web-2.0 dumbshits, this is how you make a link:
<a href="url here">whatever the fuck you want clickable here</a>
How fucking simple is that?
It always works. Always! It always has and it always will. For everyone. There is no need for, or benefit in, ever doing it any other way, ever.
How can you possibly delude yourself into thinking that won't do for your needs? Or that it's too hard. Or that it has fuck all to do with avoiding legacy baggage? What fucking baggage? Look at that line of code up there. You're seriously going to try to tell me that you're so goddamn incompetent that THAT is "too hard"? Do reality a favor and start choking on your own drool now - it's obviously inevitable anyway. May as well hurry it up and decrease the surplus stupidity.
[counter here][All] web 2.0 developers don't know how to write a basic link without tripping to death over their own fingers.